So I'll just tell the world about how the bread tasted, instead. It was real shitty.

i laughed so hard at this

i laughed so hard at pretty much all of this, like the "No hesitating without my permission" line and "Walking Glasses". and of course "Byakuya-sama nodded several times, as if moved by his own words." the author was right on twitter, they really get him, he's almost a parody of himself.